JOKES ON SARDHAR GABBAR SINGH 2 !!

  JOKES ON SARDHAR  GABBAR SINGH 2  !!

Gabbar v/s Sambha

Gabbar:- Kitne admi the?
Sambha:- Sardar 2.
Gabbar:- Mujhe ginti nahi aati.2 kitne hote hai?
Sambha:- Sardar 2, 1 k baad aata hai.
Gabbar:- Or 2 k pahle?
Sambha:- 2 k pahle 1 aata hai.
Gabbar:- To bich me kaun aata hai?
Sambha:- Bich me koi nahi aata hai.
Gabbar:- To phir dono ek saath kyon nahi aate hai?
Sambha:- 2, 1 k baad hi aa sakta hai. Kyon ki 2, 1 se bada hota hai.
Gabbar:- 2, 1 se kitna bada hota hai?
Sambha:- 2 ,1 se 1 bada hai.
Gabbar:- Agar 2, 1 se 1 bada hai to 1, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Sambha:- Sardar maine apka namak khaya hai. Mujhe goli mar do.

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Gabbar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket.
 He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.   
Kalia joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Kalia : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright. 

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Gabbar & Kalia were fixing a bomb in a car.
Gabbar Singh : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Kalia : Dont worry, I have one more. 

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Gabbar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
Gabbar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi
petrol se start hoti hai. 
Boss : Where were you born ?
Kalia : Chambal
Boss : which part ?
Kalia : Kya which part ? Whole body born in Chambal. 
How will you destroy a submarine full of chambal ka daku ?
Simple…..Just knock the door and they will open it. 

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How will you destroy a submarine full of chambal ka daku ?
Simple…..Just knock the door and they will open it. 
Maa apne bete se kehti: Beta so ja warna gabbar aa jayega.
Beta apni maa se kehta: Maa mujhe Chocolate do varna papa se keh dunga ke mere sone ke bad roz gabbar aata hai.

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Q: What was the first question Gabbar Singh asked his mom? 
A: Kitne aadmi the? 

                         

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